Lifeguards on Duty

Mark, his 16-yr-old daughter Jill and two others were body surfing in the Pacific Ocean when suddenly an undertow pulled them helplessly out-to-sea. Doomed and preparing for death, their despair turned to joy when out-of-nowhere they were rescued by two lifeguards, only to learn that there had never ever been lifeguards on Rosa Rito Beach!!

 
Gimme Some Kind of Sign God

Jean was a new empty-nesting mom after sending her son off to college. One day while driving, in her deep loneliness, she asked God out loud, “I know you love the world, but do you love me, Jean H?” Then she made this bold request, “If you do, please give me a sign.” Just then she peered over at a car ahead of her and in the other lane, where she saw a personalized license plate that read LVUJEAN!! 


 From Another Plane

Ron was on a commercial flight that crashed. Upon regaining consciousness he looked across the aisle in the burning fuselage and saw a gaping hole in the front right that was surrounded by flames. He quickly dove through it and into a snow bank. Strangely, upon reconstruction of the plane by the CASB, Ron was told there was no hole in the side of the plane. But sheepishly he was told that four other survivors testified that they too, had dove out the same hole!!


The Midnight Nurse

Erin gave birth to a boy, Michael. A bit later a nurse gave her this strange command, “DO NOT feed Michael until after midnight. Right at midnight call for a nurse who must do an ‘empty stomach weight’ of him.” As it turned out it was that unorthodox request that saved Michael’s life as he was found at exactly midnight not breathing and was revived. Erin later asked to personally thank the nurse, only to learn that no nurse at that hospital even remotely resembled “The Midnight Nurse”!!